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• Everthing put together falls apart.
• Everything put together falls apart.
• Q: What's green and hates Jews? A: Snotzies.
• Q: You have a small green ball in your left hand. You also have another one in your right hand.
  What do you have? A: Kermit's FULL attention....
• Q: What's heavenly, white, and falls from above? A: Kingdom come.
• Q: What's red, green and drips down the wall? A: Granpa's final cough.
• Q: What's green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit's finge
• Q. Do you know what mothballs smell like? A. Yes. Q.
  Really, how do you get their little legs apart?...
• Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.