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• Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a Mexican girl?
  A: The Mexican girl's jewelry is fake and her orgasms are real ......
• Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
  I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....
• Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will blow your bonus.
• Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks!
• Q: What should you do if you wife has an epileptic seizure in the bathtub?
  A: Throw in the laundry....
• Q: What does a Jewish wife make for supper? A: Reservations!
• Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? A: Neither has he.