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• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
  A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool? A: They all meet at work.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute? A: It opens on impact.
• Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish?
  He embezzled the accounts payable ......
• Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions? A: He only took tips.
• Q: Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? A: A solar powered flashlight.