Q: Why Don't Polish Mothers Breast-feed Their Babies? A: It Hurts Too Much To Boil The Nipples.

Q: Why Don't Polish Mothers Breast-feed Their Babies? A: It Hurts Too Much To Boil The Nipples.

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Q: Why don't Polish mothers breast-feed their babies?
A: It hurts too much to boil the nipples.

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