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• Q: Have you heard about the new Vietnamese cookbook? A: It's called 101 ways to wok your dog
• Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish porno movie? A: It called, "Debbie Does Nothing.
• Q: Hear about the new movie about looking for your popcorn?
  A: Its called "The Hunt for RED-enbache...
• Have you heard about that new beer called Scud Light? It takes 15 to hit you.
• Heard from Jay Leno on the Tonight Show, Monday August 29
  Do you hear that they are even making a movie now about Dan Quayle's Vietnam War experience....
• Have you heard about the NEW Feminine Hygiene spray?
  It's called S.S.Y. It takes the PU out of puSSY...
• Have You heard about the new cereal that's advertised a lot on TV, called "Nut 'N' Honey"?
  Well, the same company is now marketing a similar new cereal, aimed for the inner-city residents....
• Did you hear about the new movie that's coming out about the fear of Arabs?
  - It's called "Iraqnophobia!...
• And why should you never trust the Chinese? Any country with a population of over 1 BILLION people that claims that ping-pong is their favorite indoor sport has GOT to lie about other things.
  What do you call an Oriental person on Quaaludes?...