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• I am writing this on the morning following an event of great national shock.
  The Republicans have chosen Dan Quayle as the Vice-Presidential candidate....
• THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS We, the sensible of the United State
  in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessing of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to obtain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusion, lazy and other wimps....
• Gerry Ferraro says we don't need government on our backs "but on every citizen's side.
  These metaphors are getting under foot....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Wary Klink Live-Pillory Clinton Wary: "Hello, welcome to Wary Klink Live.
  Tonight's guests will be First Lady elect Pillory Clinton....
• Two friends are discussing politics on Election Day, each trying to no avail to convince the other to switch sides.
  Finally, one says to the other: ``Look, it's clear that we are unalterably opposed on every political issue....
• Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online.
  I've heard it is the best online service I can get....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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