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• Jim Brady, White House press secretary, says the only way Mr.
  Reagan can lose is if "it comes out that he's a transvestite....
• Everyone wondered how Reagan picked Bush for VP in the first place.
  Well, this is the story: Reagan knew he had to make a choice...
• I don't look at those kind of pictures," Mr. Reagan says of the 8ptnthouse" Miss America issue.
  Apparently he doesn't consider this a privates sector intiative....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• There was two businessmen, whose names happened to be Mr Turtle and Mr Carro
  and one day as they were coming back from lunch Mr Turtle says to Mr Carrot, "You know, you're getting fat", to which Mr Carrot says "You're not so slim yourself!...
• HIS AND HIRSUTISM Hair. Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
  Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave, as yet another panacea for male pattern baldness heads for the marketplace....
• One of my instructors in FE school told me about this.
  Apparently the loadmaster on a USAF C-130 was invited to take the engineer's seat for awhile....