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The New Prime Minister Of Canada Will Be Brian Mulroney.
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The new prime minister of Canada will be Brian Mulroney. Knowing that may not
make you a better person but what can it hurt?
Related:
OxyMORON: Prime Minister Mulroney
WARNING! =================================== A Canadian joke is approaching.
This can be enjoyed by non-Canadians as well, as long as they observe the following precautions....
Mulroney: The EDLIN of prime ministers...
B.M. = Bowel Movement OR = Brian Mulroney
Straight out of college and not terribly sharp, a young reportter lands a choice assignme
o interview both the president of the United States and the prime minister of Israel....
Mickey Mouse wears a Brian Mulroney watch.
Then there was the woman who bought herself a Lamborghini, and though she wasn't particularly religious, she had worked hard for the car and wanted it blessed.
She asked the rabbi next door to bless it for her, but he said, "A sports car is really a bit out of my domain....
he Prime Minister's devious hand is afoot.
A good friend is a gift. 1. In kindergarten, your idea of a good friend was the one who let you have the red crayon, when all that was left was the ugly black one.
2. In first grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you and held your hand as you walked through the scary halls....