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If States Don't Raise The Drinking Age To 21 They'll Lose Federal Highway Funds.
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If states don't raise the drinking age to 21 they'll lose federal highway
funds. Isn't that highway robbery?
Related:
2400 city/9600 highway.
Q> Why did they raise the drinking age to 35 in Quebec?
A> To keep the High School students out of the bars....
Raising the drinking age to 21 but keeping the voting age at 18 means citizens have just three years in which they legally must be sober to cast a ballot.
Get Your Modem Running, Head Out On The Highway!
Did you hear about the yupper that thought intercourse was a state highway?
Why do they have billboards on the highway that say: ARE YOU ILLITERATE ???
PATCHWORK Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer.
All of a sudden the driver noticed lights flashing in his mirro...
Why are they raising the drinking age to 23 in Newfoundland ?
To cut the drinking out of the elementary schools ....
Bicycle What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle? Run over.