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Gerry Ferraro Is Attacking Mr. Reagan On The War-and-peace Issue.
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Gerry Ferraro is attacking Mr. Reagan on the war-and-peace issue. Isn't it
risky to argue with a guy who can order your campaign headquarters bazookaed?
Related:
This president has never seen an arms control agreement he likes," Gerry Ferraro says.
Is that what Mr. Reagan means by his "safety nyet?...
Now that Jesse Jackson has endorsed Mr. Mondale, can we expect a press conference to announce that Gerry Ferraro has decided to do the same?
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
Gerry Ferraro says she considers herself a fiscal conservative.
Similarly, Ronald Reagan once considered himself an actor....
just hot off Werner's wire-service ...) Mr. Reagan visited Dukakis headquarters yesterday, offering to work for his election campaign.
"No, Mr. President, I am the Democratic candidate....
Gerry Ferraro is proving a more exciting campaigner than Fritz Mondale.
To have avoided that, Mr. Mondale would have had to run with, uh, Mr. Mondale....
60 Actual Newspaper Headlines, Collected by Journalists 1.
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers 3....
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
werner@rascal.ics.utexas.edu.UUCP (Werner Uhrig) Subjec...
Although picking Gerry Ferraro was a bold move for Mr.
Mondale, an even bolder one would have been to pick Jane Wyman....