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Still, The Founding Fathers Weren't So Great. For Instance, We Find No Evidence Any Of Them Could Break Dance.
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Still, the Founding Fathers weren't so great. For instance, we find no
evidence any of them could break dance.
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The Founding Fathers had some things easier. For instance, on July 4 nights they never had to protect their homes from nuts with bottle rockets.
...so good Fathers can be great Dads, too!
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