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The New National Debt Ceiling Will Get The Government Only Through August.
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The new national debt ceiling will get the government only through August.
Unless, of course, Uncle Sam wins big in some state lotteries.
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The new national debt ceiling will be $1,573 billion.
Or, put another way, $1.573 trillion. Or, another way, aaarrrggghhh!!!...
¯1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Of course they do, Uncle Sam.
Congress has approved an increase in the national debt ceiling.
The surprising thing is there are reporters and editors who still think this is news....
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress.
..People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong....
Blessed are the young for they inherit the national deb
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
I think Santa Claus is a woman.... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!...