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We have a new Miss America, though she'll get to serve barely a month. Uh,
let us rephrase that...
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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
HIS AND HIRSUTISM Hair. Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave, as yet another panacea for male pattern baldness heads for the marketplace....
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
Tech Support Stories... I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve.
She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow....
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the citizens of the United States of America
In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today....
PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
This is true. It seems that a colleague and myself are scheduled to present a paper next month at an AI conference.
We've never heard of the conference nor did we write a paper....