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Researchers Say Granola, Bananas And Raisins Are High On The List Of Snacks That Cause Tooth Decay.
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Researchers say granola, bananas and raisins are high on the list of snacks
that cause tooth decay. Still, they taste better than fluoridated flossburgers.
Related:
Things That Taste Better With Arsenic.
Tooth Fairy Form Dear
: Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below...
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