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The "Agnew-for-President" Boom Seemed Pretty Low-key In Dallas.
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The "Agnew-for-President" boom seemed pretty low-key in Dallas.
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Where the beat goes on...*Boom-shaka-laka-boom-boom-boom..*
Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund....
Cogito Ergo Boom == Smart Bomb!!!
SMASH a key! Any key!
A wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom...
This fellow's wife was very flat chested. He came home from work one day and to his utter amazement, there was his wife with a pair of 44" breasts.
He said, "My gosh, Martha, what happened?" She said "Honey, I was making myself look all pretty for you and I was looking in the mirror behind the door, and I said to it, 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my tits size 44', and BOOM, look at the size of these suckers!...
Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
Somehow / It all seemed / So worthwhile...
Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.