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There are no doors we cannot unlock," says Gerry Ferraro.
What will this administration do? Hire car thieves?...
It would have been even more interesting if the platform floor fights had been, instead, mud wrestling.
Updated version of the annual song: "Bare she is, Miss America. . ....
All this controversy about Miss America posing nude is too bad, but we're at least glad it wasn't Bert Parks.
Congress is back in session. It must want to give delegates to the upcoming Republican convention more things to denounce.
One good way to pay disgruntled postal workers but delay the financial crunch on the Postal Service indefinitely would be to mail their checks.
}i <<<<***>>>> The latest Gallup poll sh...
The syndicated wizards are slow. None has yet pondered Ferraronomics.
Mr. Mondale plans to kick off his campaign in the South, it's reported.
To this ticket, however, the South may mean South Bend....
Economists now are worried about deflation. Inflation, deflation, stagflation.
We pine for the good old days of just plain flation....
The Israeli election showed one thing: Analysts who said they weren't sure what would happen hit it right on the mark.
Mr. Mondale says he'd raise taxes if elected and says Mr.
Reagan will too. If he's going to base this campaign on truth and candor he's got even less chance than we thought....

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