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• Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
• Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
• One day a enviromentalist went to a greengrocers and began anxiously looking over the produce.
  Can I help you madam?" asked the shopkeeper. "Yes, I was looking for some fruit," replied the enviromentalist, "Have these oranges been treated with any poisonous fertilizers or weedkillers?...
• Girls, girls, girls!
• Fresh? 1st woman: "How was your date last night?" 2nd woma
  I had to slap him six times." 1st: "Goodness. Was he that fresh?...