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• CHURCH BLOOPERS: Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
  All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study....
• Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....
• Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
  of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party descended down the side of the inode to /usr/pub, out of which came the noise of riotous drinking, with the occasional hint of drunken rioting....
• Quayle'isms: * "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
  * "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure....
• EEKING OUT A LIVING IN RADIOACTIVE SHOES Come now, don’t any of you baby boomers remember having your childhood feet x-rayed at the shoe store?
  It was right about the time we were being stuffed with megadoses of penicillin no matter what the wheezy etiology, and ducking for cover under one-armed elementary school desks in mock nuclear bomb attacks....
• You have reached (recites number here). No one is available to speak with you right now because we either are not here or don't feel like picking up the phone.
  If you are a burglar, we have two hungy dobermans downstairs for your convenience....
• Parent Definitions... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
  DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside....
• Facts I'm Not Sure You Really Need to Know: ** In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  ** Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches....
• Those who won'tn't think will have it done for them.