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The service will close with "Little Drops of Water.
One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in....
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet.
All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come foreward and do so....
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They can be seen in the church basement Saturday....
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?
Come early and listen to our choir practice....
Pastor, about donating to a charity: "I upped my pledge.
Up yours!" (Thanks, "Tanno Gerritsen" <tanno_gerritsen@yahoo.com>)...

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