Related:

• Q: Why did the leper fail his driving test. A: He left his foot on the gas!
• Q: Why do black people have flat noses? A: That's where God puts his foot when he pulls their tales off.
• Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face off in the corner.
• Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
  A: He was doing great until business fell off....
• Q: How do you save a drowning baby? A: Take your foot off his head.
• Q: Why did they stop the leper baseball game? A: Someone dropped a ball in left field.
• Q: Why was a time-out called in the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
• cars and driving --- For a while I didn't have a car.
  .. I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....