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• Non-Sequitur Quotations "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  Ed Bluestone "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron....
• ..with this pain in all the diodes down my...
• Pain (n): Popping a boner and running out of skin.
• I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
• Conceit is a pain killer for stupidity.....
• A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
• A Friend in Need is a pain in the neck.
• Scars of pleasure, Scars of pain.