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• Dead reckoning still has its place. We once had a pilot call in and say "Help, I'm hopelessly lost over Gravette, Ark.
  . We all looked at each other, and after a chuckle, the controller for that area asked the pilot "If you are hopelessly lost, how do you know you are over Gravette, Ark....
• do you know how to tell which is the rich Polack in an all polack neighborhood?
  His is the house with the diving board on the septic tank....
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
• An Italian and his two Polish friends drank at the same bar every night after work.
  One evening, the Italian keels over and dies. Well, the cops come and are filling out the report and one of them asks the Polacks, "Did your friend have any distinguishing marks?...
• Young Kids With Real Insight 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
  "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff....
• If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
  because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
• Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
  The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest....
• If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site.
  Don't ask me. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do....
• Two Poles walk into the post office and the first thing that catches their eye is a bunch of "Wanted" poste
  in particular a shot of a mean-looking black guy beneath a banner that says "Wanted for Rape....