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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend.
Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant....
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw....
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore....

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