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• Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.
• Reminds me of some game I used to play . . .
• Satan and the Golf Game The foursome was playing golf and the young man who was about to putt saw that he had a long serpentine 40' putt to make.
  As he was surveying his situation, he murmured to himself, "I would give anything to make this shot and really show these guys that I have learned to play some decent golf over the past five years....
• Love: A game for two, and both can win.
• Why was the leper quarterback taken out of the game? The last play was a handoff.
• I'll never forget good o'l what's-her-name
• I'll never forget good ol' what's-his-name.
• All-Star baseball game afterthought: If they were worried about wind in Candlestick why did they let Howard Cosell talk?
  Gary Hart said if he got nominated he'd also have picked Geraldine Ferraro as a running mate....