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  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
• A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
  He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• In "Pissing in the Snow: Ozark Mountain Folktales", Vance Randolph tells of a wizened old country doctor who could treat anything.
  Well it seems one time, one of the mountain folk came into his office with three complaints....
• A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
  It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES....
• A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
  It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES....
• A farmer is about to visit his wife at hospital. He enters (at non-visiting hours), and is asked to sit down and wait.
  After half an hour, he began to be a bit nervous, so he started walking....
• Dog job A local business was looking for office help.
  They put a sign in the window, stating the following...