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What the world needs is an electric match.
Jack, "You have interrupted me seventeen times." Jill, "That's no way to carry on a conversation, counting the interruptions.
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Meets Government specs, if any are applicable.
Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time.
Part of the happiness of life consists not in fighting battles.
...... but in avoiding them....
Peace is not the absence of conflict but the ability to cope with it.
You can observe a lot by just watching. For sale
1/2 piece of mountain climbing rope - cheap....
Examine the contents, not the bottle. What is mine is mine, yours is negotiable.
Too few of the bucks stop here. We all knew Ollie wouldn't do no time .
... I can resist everything except temptation....

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