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There Are Three Kinds Of People In The World; Those Who Can Count And Those Who Can't.
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There are three kinds of people in the world;
those who can count and those who can't.
And the related:
There are two groups of people in the world;
those who believe that the world can be
divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.
And then:
There are two groups of people in the world:
Those who can be categorized into one of two
groups of people, and those who can't.
Related:
The world is divided into two classes: people who say "The world is divided into two classes", and people who say The world is divided into two classe
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There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who cannot.
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