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• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Here is a joke from the March issue of Playboy: {ed But they didn't write it.
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• From bobc@killer.DALLAS.TX.US Thu Feb 2 18:30:05 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: bobc@killer.DALLAS.TX.US (Bob Calbridge) Subjec...
• SCIENTIST DISCOVERS NEW ELEMENT - ADMINISTRATIUM The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by University physicists.
  The element, tentatively named Administratium (AD), has no protons or electrons, which means that its atomic number is 0....
• April 1, 1988: The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists at Turgid University.
  The element, tentatively named Administratium (Ad), has no protons or electrons, which means that its atomic number is 0....
• Many ALMOST Useful Facts: ** Debra Winger was the voice of E.
  T. ** Pearls melt in vinegar ** It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs....
• Black Power... it's cheaper than electricity.
• Things to think about.... -Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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