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M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving ....
M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.
M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .
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What is "Saddam" spelled backwards? Madd as<s>
Q: What does D.A.M. stand for? A: Mothers Against Dyslexia Q
What does D.D.A.M. stand for? A: Drunk Drivers Against Mothe...
Mathematicians take it to the limit.
The Beer Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen....
Mathematicians never die - they only loose some of their functions.
Avoid Hangovers.... Stay Drunk.