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• There's an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and they are all attending a convention at some hotel.
  A fire breaks out when everyone is asleep. The engineer wakes up, smells the smoke, gets up, runs out into the hallway, runs to the nearest firehose, and douses the entire room with water....
• A physics professor has been conducting experiments and has worked out a set of equations which seem to explain his data.
  Nevertheless, he is unsure if his equations are really correct and therefore asks a colleague from the math department to check them....
• Three employees of NOSC (an engineer, a physicist and a mathematician) are staying in a hotel while attending a technical seminar.
  The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trashcan from his room with water and douses the fire....
• An engineer, physicist, and mathematician are all challenged with a problem
  o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water, runs over to the fire, and puts it out....
• Comprehending Mathematicians -- Take One A chemist, an engineer and a mathematician were all asleep in a hotel when several fires broke out in their respective rooms.
  The chemist woke up, saw the fire, ran over to his desk, pulled out his CRC (chemistry handbook), and began working out all sorts of fluid dynamics equations....
• Reality is for wimps!
• So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting together.
  They spy a *deer in the woods. The physicist calculates the velocity of the deer and the effect of gravity on the bullet, aims his rifle and fires....
• So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting together.
  They spy a *deer in the woods. The physicist calculates the velocity of the deer and the effect of gravity on the bullet, aims his rifle and fires....