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• Definition: Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion. Ilan Vardi, Stanford
• Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.
  Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical `foundations'....
• Sell Girl Scout cookies.
• What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
• Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
• Never mistake motion for action...
• Prepare the Wave Motion Gun!
• Soon to be a major motion picture.
• A motion to adjourn is always in order.