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• How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny? You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
• Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is ugly? A
  When she's having an artificial insemination, and the syringe goes limp!...
• Q: How do you tell if your girlfriend is ticklish? A: Give her a couple "test-tickles".
• Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
  A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
• You Know You're A Horse Person When... - You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes, in your food.
  .. - You know you're a horse AND dog person when you don't mind throwing frozen manure balls for the barn's goldie to fetch!...
• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend/wife/lover is too fat?
  A: When she keeps her vibrator in the gun rack!...
• Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....