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Snow White Has Been Thrown Out Of Fairyland. She Was Caught Sitting On Pinnocchio's Face Shouting, 'Lie You Little Sod, Lie!
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Snow White has been thrown out of Fairyland. She was caught sitting on
Pinnocchio's face shouting, 'Lie you little sod, lie!!'
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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!...
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He was a chain-smoker and suddenly runs out of his cigarettes....
A little truth helps the lie go down.
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A Blonde Trapped In A Snow Storm: It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work at Wal-Mart.
She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home....
Trust me, would I lie to you.....
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
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