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• I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation & how she would have to make cutbacks.
  .. Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady....
• Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
  Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener....
• 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
  A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991, The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3.
  8 1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?...
• Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying.
  On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
  ** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....
• Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
  I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....