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• A man approaches his best friend's wife one day when her husband is at the office.
  Will you have sex with me?" he asks. "No. My husband wouldn't approve....
• Jesus was walking through the desert one day, when he comes across a crowd of people, preparing to stone a prostitute to death.
  He enquires as to what is happening and why. The people respond that they are going to stone her because she is a prostitute, and as such a sinner!...
• One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch.
  Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom....
• A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it.
  The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick....
• Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help.
  The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots....
• The Mailman's Last Day! It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
  When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope....
• What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant.
• What goes around, comes around.