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If Two Lesbians And Two Fags Leave New York For San Francisco, Who Gets There First?
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If two lesbians and two fags leave New York for San Francisco, who gets there
first?
The lesbians. While they are doing 69, the fags are still packing their shit!
or
The lesbians, who go lickety split while the fags are still packing their shit!
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