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  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
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• What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
  Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up.............
• When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the first to evacuate?
  They've already got their shit packed....
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• On a trip to San Francisco, I dropped my wallet. Instead of picking it up, I kicked it back across the bridge .
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• Did you heard of the three gay guys in San Francisco who stopped a straight woman on the street?
  Well, two held the woman while the third one did her hair....