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• What's the difference between Erotic and Kinky? -- With Erotic, you use a feather.
  .. for Kinky, you use the entire chicken!...
• Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A
  Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken....
• What's the difference between erotic and kinky? ---Using a feather is erotic, using the whole chicken is kinky.
• Q: What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
  A: In kinky, you use a feather. In perverted, you use the whole chicken....
• I just got told this one by a friend who's in the UK.
  What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex? A bus shelter....
• The limerick form is complex Its contents run chiefly to sex.
  It burgeons with virgeons And masculine urgeons, And swarms with erotic effex....
• My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
• Q: What's the difference between having sex with a six year old and having with a sixteen year old?
  A: You have to kill the six year old afterwards....
• A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
  Do you use it at all in your household?" "Oh yes, all the time....