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• Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
  Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
• Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say
  Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit....
• Tooth Fairy Form Dear : Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.
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• There is a man in a casino gambling with lots of "borrowed" money and a fairy comes and sits on his shoulder.
  He's playing pontoon and gets dealt a seven. The fairy advises him to buy a card for 500 pounds....
• How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  What does it matter, we're all gonna die anyway....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:) A small balding &l
  ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got!...
• Wisconsin Dictionary: ** AIN-A-HEY: placed at the end of a profound stateme
  as in "isn't it?" ** BART: a Green Bay institution who doesn't need a last name...
• How do you make an African-American nervous? Take him to an auction.