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Why Don't Greeks Need To Wear Life Preservers? Because Oil Floats.
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Why don't Greeks need to wear life preservers? Because oil floats.
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What do Greeks wear to weddings? Formal fish nets.
Q: Why don't chickens wear underwear? A: Because their peckers are on their face.
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
Passwords -- We don' need no stinkin passwords.
Why do shepherd's wear robes? because sheep can hear zippers a mile away.
Why don't blondes wear mini-skirts in San Francisco ? Because their balls hang out!
Facts About Women ** Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
** Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out....
Why did the undertaker serve Coke at his grandmother's funeral? Because Coke adds life.
Some things to think about... ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts. ** Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there....