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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
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  A: "Mind if I have a few practice swings?...
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  I don't know how big this thing's gonna get....
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• Q: What were Anne Boleyn's last words? A: "'Tis better to give head, than to lose head.
• Q: What were the last words of Mr. Ed, the talking horse?
  A: "A corpse is a corpse, of horse, of horse....
• FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
• Famous Last Words 15> "C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?
  Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez 14> "Responding to the liberal media's biased coverage, these fine young members of the Republican House Caucus are standing behind me to show their full support for my continued Speakership....