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• What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
• Q: What do you call an obsession with goose feathers? A: Down Syndrome.
• Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
• Great Gobs o' goose grease! A compute
• What did one ball say to the other? "Why should we hang? It was Peter that did all the shooting.
• A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
  ..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
• he eyes What did one eye say to the other? There's something between us that smells.
• it's following us What did one toe say to the other?
  Don't look now, but there's a heel following us....