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  A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins....
• How many people from New Jersey does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness....
• Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous....
• Q:" How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous!" (or "It's to die!")...
• How many KGB agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and the other to check the microphones....
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and the other to say, "Fabulous! Fabulous!...
• Q: How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....