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• Why didn't God make Adam and Eve African? Ever try to take a rib from an African-American male?
• How do you make an African-American nervous? Take him to an auction.
• Why do African-American men like pussy so much? Because the outside looks like watermelon and the inside smells like catfish.
• What do you call an African-American woman's tits? Jigaboobs.
• Why aren't there any African-American nuns? Because they find it difficult to say Superior after Mother.
• Why aren't there any African-American players in the National Hockey League? They aren't stupid.
• What do you call an African-American hooker with braces on her teeth?
  A Black & Decker pecker wrecker....
• What do you call two African-American motorcycle cops? Chocolate CHiPs.
• What do you get when you cross an African-American with a Japanese?
  Someone who on December seventh has an uncontrollable urge to attack Pearl Bailey....