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• If Tarzan and Jane were Puerto Rican, what would cheetah be? Pregnant.
• What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms? Trustworthy Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
  Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
• What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
• Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? A
  Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949....
• How do you wipe out 250 Puerto Rican families? Blow up K-Mart.
• Sign on a garbage truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
• This couple was crossing the desert with a camel.
  The lady was pregnant and riding the camel. All of a sudden, they were stopped by an Israeli patrol....
• Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.
• She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps.