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• A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. He downed the first one and carefully poured the other into his hand.
  The bartender looked at him strangely and asked if he wanted another round....
• An aggie goes into a bar. He orders two beers, drinks one and pours the other one on his hand.
  He orders two more , drinks one and pours the other on his hand....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• Did you hear about the Greek guy who left home because his father wouldn't get off his back.
  He had to go back home because he couldn't leave his brothers' behind....
• Those crazy soviets... Date: Mon, 29 May 89 12:51
  20 EST I had misplaced the paper this was in and thought I'd lost it....
• What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
  An Italian dressed up. Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?...
• Did you hear about the test that they ran on women?
  They wanted to see how fast they could go. Well they can only go 68, because they blow a rod when they hit 69!...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?
  Yeah, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!...