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• What I am is What I am You what you are or what?
• If a man says something in the forrest, and there is no woman there to hear it, .
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• A man walks into the chemist's: "Have you got cotton wool balls?
  Assistant: "What do you think I am, a teddy bear?...
• I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
• I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
• I do not think it means what you think it means.
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• A man went into a drug store and asked the clerk: "Do you have cotton balls?
  No you idiot!", said the clerk, "What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!...