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How come the leper couldn't speak? The cat had his tongue.
Hear about the new remedy for child molesters? Incesticide.
What's an IUD for homos? A fruit loop.
How do we know that Adam and Eve were Irish? Adam looked down at Eve and said, "Oh, hair" and Eve looked down at Adam and said, "Oh, tool.
Why did Jesse Jackson decide not to run for President again?
His ancestors were caught posing for National Geographic....
Why do Mexicans drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
Why do Texan girls walk bowlegged? Everything's BIG in Texas.
Wife to amorous hubby: "Honey, could you take your ring off?
It's hurting me." Husband: "Ring, hell, that's my wrist watch....
Why is sex better with sheep? They're always in the mood, never have a headache, and when you're done, you can eat them.
How do you fit forty-seven Puerto Ricans in a Volkswagen? Use a blender.

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