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Seen the Canadian bumper sticker? It says, "I'd Rather Be Driving!
What do you call an African-American woman's tits? Jigaboobs.
Hear they had to ban "the wave" from Cleveland Stadium? Too many Poles were drowning.
Did you hear that Bush sent Quayle to the earthquake's epicenter?
He cabled back, "Having a great time at Disney World!...
Hear the one about the deaf mute? Neither did he.
Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to eat by candlelight!" "Shut up or I'll scrape the wax out of the other ear.
What was the gay rapist charged with? Homo-cide.
Wow did Dolly parton get two black eyes? She went jogging and forgot to wear a bra.
Hear about the horny guy who ordered two martinis? he drank one and poured the other on his hand, because he wanted to get his date drunk.
My dildo can do anything a man can do," the dyke sneered.
Let's see your dildo get up and order a round of drinks," chortled the drunk....

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