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Hear about the basketball player who married a midget? He was nuts over her.
What do you call a man who has a toe growing from his knee? Tony, silly.
Mommy, I don't like tomato soup." "Shut up and eat--we only have it once a month.
Tarzan: "What name?" Jane: "Jane." Tarzan: "What whole name?" Jane: "Cunt.
Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Oz." "Oz, who?" "Oz be the new mayor!
What four-letter word means "intercourse to a WASP?" Talk.
What happens to an Indian (feather, not dot) who drinks too much tea? He drowns in his tepee.
What did Quayle say when he heard about the Berlin Wall?
"Wonderful, now when are those Chinese going to take down their wall?...
What does the U.S. Board of Immigration classify Mexicans who are living legally in the U.
S.? Canadians....
How can you tell a Pole from an ape? The ape peels the banana before eating it.

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